" corn dog "

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1: To corn dog someone is to knee them up there ass when they dont expect it. Usually if you are in some sort of line and someone cuts in front of you just corn dog the person and yell owned in their face when they are crying on the ground

  * e.g.,  ... "Mikey was being really gay today so i decided to give him a nice little corn dog." 

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1: you know what, all of you guyz are weird and perverted beacause corndog isn't only this sexual term. Just because this is an urban dictionary, doesn't mean that you can put these whack perverted definitions. A corn dog is a hot dog on a stick with this corn bread wrapping often sold at carnivals, street fairs, amusment parks, and hot dog trucks.

  * e.g.,  ... Kid(8 years old): DADDY!!! I want a corn dog really bad!!!!! 

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1: Encasing a public toilet handle with a turd either by jamming it on by hand or rectally impaling the handle in one's ass, the slowly taking a shit as one pulls out, leaving the corn dog effect on the handle.

  * e.g.,  ... I was going to flush, but some nasty bastard corn dogged the handle. 

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1: To kick a person in the butt hole

  * e.g.,  ... Tommy corn dogged the shit out of me in the lunch line. 

 [ "corn dog" ]

1: Sometimes called "Goosing". To poke someone in the bum hole, no penetration required. This is done on the outside of the clothing. Usually done with a broom stick. The intention is not to draw blood, but rather to make someone jump. Could be considered sexual harassment.

  * e.g.,  ... Two brothers are putting up a tent. Brother one drops a tent peg, and bends at the waist to pick it up. Brother two pokes brother one in the bum using he butt of his hammer. This act is a corn dog. No one is hurt. Both laugh. In the future, brother one looks behind him before bending over. 

 [ "corn dog" ]

1: what you get when you have sex with a chick with a yeast infection

  * e.g.,  ... I Spotted the monostat 7 and realized....I Had a corn dog 

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1: Noun, and also a verb (corn dogging).

  * e.g.,  ... Her: I've always wanted to have passionate sex on the beach. 

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2: A corn dog is a sexual act on the beach where the male (or whichever party has the dick) pulls out mid-fuck, plunges the moist phallus into the sand, and withdraws it, now covered in a fine layer of sand. Thus the hot beef dog has been corned, and can be re-inserted into the snatch.

  * e.g.,  ... Him: Well, I've always wanted to corn dog you. 

 [ "corn dog" ]

1: When you fuck a girl in the ass until she shits on your sick then she licks it off

  * e.g.,  ... Rogers girl gave him a corn dog 

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1: When a man gives a woman anal pleasure and then "pulls out" with poop on his erect penis. Then the partner sucks their penis with the cum and poop all over. Resembles a corn dog

  * e.g.,  ... I gave a bitch a corn dog but she said she was a vegan. 

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1: A turd that has corn or peanuts in it.

  * e.g.,  ... I just pinched off a corn dog that was so big it sticking out of the water.